tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic

There are ninjas

Every single male has a cock ring 

She calls erections “Man Tents” 

Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 

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